Funny, Lame Joke.

A man is doing business with a company, when he notices a beautiful secretary sitting at the front desk. He thinks to himself that she's the most beautiful woman ever, and he decides he wants to marry her. He proposes to her, but she cannot accept because her father, also her boss, would not be happy that she would be involved with a business client. But she doesn't want to hurt him, so she says, "Okay, I'll marry you, but I want a $200,000 engagement ring." He looks at her and says, "Ok, ok, I buy I buy."

Damn it, she thought. "Okay, I'll marry you, but I want to live in a 3 story mansion with a huge pool and 15 acre yard." He looks at her and says, "Ok, ok, I build I build."

Damn, she thought. "Okay, I'll marry you, but you have to have an 11-inch p***s!"

He looks at her and starts crying. She is shocked as he gets on his knees and starts sobbing. He finally gathers himself, gets up, and says, "Okay, okay, I cut I cut."

TAYHUICHENG.
-normal girl.
-boyish though.
-short like a potato.
-ugly like a durian.
-cow is my nick, pig is my partner.
-can be funny at times, but can also be like the volcano eruption when something upsets me. *BEWARE*.
-stupid.
-lame.
-joker.
That's Me..

Ex-Northlander.
Current-Orchid Parker.
In a class of animals called 4s2-animal farm
Taking Os this year.
Aiming to get into SINGAPORE POLYTECHNIC to study TOURISM and MANAGEMENT.
-24 april – Start of MYE
-3 may – SISTER’s birthday!
-12 may - End of MYE
-20 may – SHUWEN’s birthday!

COWSENSE